Thursday, September 23, 2010

Bradbury Baby's Blog Part 1

It has surely been a long time since the last update in February. I could say that we're still shoveling out from all our February snow, but I think the 95 degree weather here in Virginia would not help my case.

Two years ago Skyler and I were adjusting to a new state and new jobs. Last year at this time we were excitedly moving into our new home. And today our newest addition has another story to tell.

I was enjoying another lovely afternoon in my cozy home when suddenly I detected a hint of alfredo coursing through my personal jumprope. I knew that Mom and Dad had stopped at Olive Garden for lunch. Since my brain can now form thoughts I wondered what the occasion might be. Without warning my constantly crowding nemesis, the bladder, began pushing me about. To make matters worse I started being pushed around by an unknown source that began taking my picture. I couldn't pass up the opportunity to show off all my new parts (or lack thereof).


In honor of the full moon, I title this pose "Two little feet for me, one giant tear from my Mom." 




My next pose was up close and personal, "The face of an angel" (even though Dad says I look a little like a Nazgul). 




With all the jostling I endured, I name this "Vertebrate Vibrations." 




After all that posing it was time to "kick back and relax." (Check out my nose and ear!) 




And finally, the shot you are all waiting for..."my package."














































Did you see it??? No? Look harder. 








Still nothing? 








Well that's because I'm a beautiful baby girl! I will be gracing the world with my presence in February 2011. Stay tuned for more updates as I continue to make my Mom extremely uncomfortable while battling the bladder. Peace out. Word to my Mother. 

4 comments:

  1. Oh my gosh, this is the funniest thing I have read all day!

    A girl!!! Yay!

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  2. Let the dress buying begin!!! So excited to be an auntie to your little dear! I LOVE the perfect little feet pic, precious!

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  3. What a beautiful little girl! How exciting and wonderful! She is a great story teller, too!

    Grandpa B.

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  4. Thanks for sending me the link to your blog, I had no idea that you were expecting. CONGRATULATIONS to you both!!!
    :)
    Sarah

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